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Title: Would you like to hear Christian Bale flipping out on the set of the new Terminator movie?
Posted: February 04, 2009 (05:02 PM)
I thought you might.


FHey, help me out with something. Iíve been meaning to review this one game. Itís a shooter that revolves heavily around a third-person pop-and-shoot cover system. Do you remember what itís called?

Gears of War?

No, Iím talking about a different one that came later.

Dark Sector?

No.

Stranglehold?

No.

Wanted: Weapons of Fate?

No.

Brothers in Arms: Hellís Highway?

No.

Uncharted: Drakeís Fortune?

No.

Army of Two?

No.

The Bourne Conspiracy?

No.

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men?

No.

Infernal: Hellís Vengeance?

No.

Gears of War 2?

No, not that one, either.

Damnation?

No.

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard?

No.

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand?

No.

Red Faction: Guerrilla?

No.

Mass Effect 2?

No.

Dark Void?

No.

Army of Two: The 40th Day?

No.

Rogue Warrior?

No.

Dead to Rights: Retribution?

No.

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days?

No.

Vanquish?

Let me help you out. I think the game started with a ďQ.Ē

Quantum of Solace?

YES! Wait, no. But actually, I think the game starts with the word ďquantum.Ē

Quantum Theory?

Yeah yeah, thatís the one.
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WilltheGreatUser: WilltheGreat
Title:
Posted: February 05, 2009 (12:53 AM)
Christian Bale is on the set of the new Terminator movie?
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SuskieUser: Suskie
Title:
Posted: February 05, 2009 (01:06 AM)
Yeah? Because... he's starring in it.
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WilltheGreatUser: WilltheGreat
Title:
Posted: February 05, 2009 (01:22 AM)
He is?

Oh.

Well anyway, dig this.
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SuskieUser: Suskie
Title:
Posted: February 05, 2009 (01:32 AM)
...Huh.
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WilltheGreatUser: WilltheGreat
Title:
Posted: February 05, 2009 (02:56 AM)
I know, right?
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joseph_valenciaUser: joseph_valencia
Title:
Posted: February 05, 2009 (12:18 PM)
It seems McG can't control either his D.P. or his actors. The guy should just stick to directing television. -__-
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