Today, I nearly burned my house down. I forgot to prod my jacket potato with a fork before putting it in the microwave. The poor spud proceeded to set on fire and fill the house with smoke.
I wish I'd had the idea to take a photo of the shrivelled, burnt-up mess of the tiny former root vegetable before I threw it in the bin.
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|honestgamer - November 23, 2008 (07:54 PM)
That's just frightening!
|EmP - November 24, 2008 (04:36 AM)
Potato's may look innocent but they're secretly out to get you.
Their eventual goal? World domination. And to smother piping-hot humans in melty cheese to see how they bloody well like it.
|zippdementia - November 24, 2008 (09:50 AM)
At least there weren't any lame jokes about "eyes"
|wolfqueen001 - November 24, 2008 (10:01 AM)