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Holy Mother of Metroid.
December 30, 2010

It's an Other M review. It's long! But so is the game's list of problems. I love reviewing bad games.

Also, why in the blue fuck does "goddamn" get autocensored while "fuck" doesn't?

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It's funny because technically it's *raising* the bar.
August 19, 2010

Limbo... geddit?


A short snappy review for a short snappy game.

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May 28, 2010

Next up: Batman Arkham Asylum. What a game!

(Fun fact: This review was written entirely in transit between Dublin and London; first on a boat, then on a train. Wonders never cease.)

Shouting into an empty void!
May 09, 2010

Final Fantasy XIII review done! It's long! But I had so much to say!

(I've never found writing a review so cathartic before! I must have really hated that game...)


Deja Vu
February 08, 2010

Aww. Two for Two ROTWs would've been nice. Curse my tendency to rant.

Speaking of which, Sonic Unleashed review has been trimmed down from 19KB to 16KB. Funny, I feel like I've posted this before...

I disappeared a little bit, I'm OK though.
January 31, 2010

...what? Vanished for an entire year and suddenly back posting a review like nothing ever happened?

...I have no idea what you are talking about.

Also, I guarantee nothing with regards to this not happening again.

(PS: God Damn, the staff here work quickly. That review was subbed and approved inside of, what, 15 minutes?)

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Er, I went boom! And then bam! ...and then I won!
December 07, 2008

So here's a pleasant surprise.


Thanks, Felix!

I note that the two consistent criticisms I've gotten lately are a) lengthiness and b) unnecessary summary sections. Something for me to work on... and I might note that my Sonic 2006 review has gone from 19 to 16 kb since I subbed it, so there :p


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