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It's an Other M review. It's long! But so is the game's list of problems. I love reviewing bad games.
Also, why in the blue fuck does "goddamn" get autocensored while "fuck" doesn't?
A short snappy review for a short snappy game.
Next up: Batman Arkham Asylum. What a game!
(Fun fact: This review was written entirely in transit between Dublin and London; first on a boat, then on a train. Wonders never cease.)
Final Fantasy XIII review done! It's long! But I had so much to say!
(I've never found writing a review so cathartic before! I must have really hated that game...)
Aww. Two for Two ROTWs would've been nice. Curse my tendency to rant.
Speaking of which, Sonic Unleashed review has been trimmed down from 19KB to 16KB. Funny, I feel like I've posted this before...
...what? Vanished for an entire year and suddenly back posting a review like nothing ever happened?
...I have no idea what you are talking about.
Also, I guarantee nothing with regards to this not happening again.
(PS: God Damn, the staff here work quickly. That review was subbed and approved inside of, what, 15 minutes?)
So here's a pleasant surprise.
I note that the two consistent criticisms I've gotten lately are a) lengthiness and b) unnecessary summary sections. Something for me to work on... and I might note that my Sonic 2006 review has gone from 19 to 16 kb since I subbed it, so there :p