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EmP How to make an EmP
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts silliness
5 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!
I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend but I am.
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Title: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 22, 2010 (03:36 PM)
EmP: ďI will buy games on Ebay that Iíll never play because they are super cheap!Ē

*Buys Infinite Undiscovery, End War, Halo ODST, Stranglehold and, for reasons that still escape me, Sega Superstar Tennis*

EmP: ďWhatís this? Neir for about £10? The hells with that -- Iím going to find Army of Two!Ē

*Notices it was developed by Cavia!

EmP: FANBOYISH GLEE! BUYBUYBUY!

Stay tuned for part two. Where the game arrives, I play four minutes of it, then never look at it ever again.
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zippdementiaUser: zippdementia
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 22, 2010 (04:14 PM)
What's Part III? EmP begins a fascination with Hentai?
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EmPUser: EmP
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 22, 2010 (04:21 PM)
That would be more of a prequel.
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zippdementiaUser: zippdementia
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 22, 2010 (08:29 PM)
7 Sins isn't so much hentai as it is... stupid.
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EmPUser: EmP
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 22, 2010 (11:37 PM)
I do actually have a hentai review, but the hentai element was underplayed.

Zig has copyright on those titles.
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zippdementiaUser: zippdementia
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 23, 2010 (04:08 AM)
He does. I thought about writing a hentai review once. Three minutes after I had the thought, Zig's lawyers showed up at my house and gave me the business. They were very muscular and hairy and they sported fu-manchu mustaches. I think the mustaches may have been glue-ons, though.
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wolfqueen001User: wolfqueen001
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 23, 2010 (11:02 AM)
I do actually have a hentai review

.... Good to konw. >_> Thanks for sparing me and everyone else (but especially me) the details though. XD
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espigaUser: espiga
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 23, 2010 (12:43 PM)
I always imagined that Zig's lawyers would look more like the Choaniki brothers.
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zippdementiaUser: zippdementia
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: July 23, 2010 (03:54 PM)
They did, just with more hair. Picture the brothers with mats of hair all over their body... and then spend the next three hours puking your guts out.
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EmPUser: EmP
Title: Re: EmPís Hilarious Game Buying Tale.
Posted: August 21, 2010 (05:01 PM)
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