How to make an EmP Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts silliness
5 parts ego Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend but I am.
Title: What did you do for Halloween, EmP? Posted: October 31, 2009 (02:48 PM)
I'll tell you, blog topic header. I sat on my roof with a super soaker and the laptop and shot any kids coming up my driveway. Shot them with streams of water mixed with red food dye.
I put it to you, phantom readers, that I had the best Halloween of all of us.
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User: joseph_valencia Title: Posted: October 31, 2009 (05:19 PM)
We were all prepared for Trick or Treaters, but none came. Bring on the gorging on Snickers and Laffy Taffy.
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User: will Title: Posted: October 31, 2009 (06:28 PM)
I congratulate you, sir.
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User: EmP Title: Posted: October 31, 2009 (07:26 PM)
Now it's over, I have to say the highlight was the group of kids who went home and got their own water pistols. I comend them on their efforts and their spirit, but I was on a roof and well out of their range. They tried though, bless 'em.
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User: radicaldreamer Title: Posted: October 31, 2009 (09:00 PM)
Was it red for blood?
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User: honestgamer Title: Posted: October 31, 2009 (10:00 PM)
Either that or he was trying to make them think that they had suddenly begun oozing paint...
It's a terrific idea, something I've always wanted to do. Congrats, EmP, for living the dream!
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User: zippdementia Title: Posted: November 01, 2009 (10:13 AM)
What EmP actually did for Halloween: sat on his couch and cried tears for his lost childhood.
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User: EmP Title: Posted: November 01, 2009 (10:52 AM)
Nope. Pretty sure I spent hours on the roof shooting kids. That's what I accredit this blasted cold to, anyway.
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User: zippdementia Title: Posted: November 01, 2009 (06:47 PM)
Crying all night will do that to the sinuses.
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