How to make an EmP Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts silliness
5 parts ego Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend but I am.
Title: Achievement unlocked: #3 Posted: February 15, 2009 (08:06 AM)
Unless you’re Venter (who has to cheat by having four billion reviews posted) or Zig (who needs to cheat by peddling smut and corrupting the minds of the innocent) I am vastly more popular than you on the internets. FACT.
Last night I overtook Midwinter in the hit tables. Mid was too busy wearing shorts to work to comment.
The blog post is now open to tributes and homage.
User: wolfqueen001 Title: Posted: February 15, 2009 (10:28 AM)
Observe as a crowd of women fawn over your great achievement.
"Oh, EmP - you're you're so awesome...! *sigh*"
Observe also as I make you a super sandwich.
Now be happy. =D
User: JANUS2 Title: Posted: February 15, 2009 (02:20 PM)
But what happened to midwinter?
User: Genj Title: Posted: February 15, 2009 (05:10 PM)
A parade for EmP:
User: zippdementia Title: Posted: February 16, 2009 (02:43 PM)
One of these days, when you least expect it EMP... I'm going to dethrone you.
And then deflower you.
User: wolfqueen001 Title: Posted: February 16, 2009 (03:32 PM)
!!!! o.O ...! >=O
User: darketernal Title: Posted: February 17, 2009 (05:07 AM)
Wow, you have guys wanting to sodomize you, girls wanting to make you sandwiches and fawn over you. Truly, you have it all.
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