How to make an EmP Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts silliness
5 parts ego Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend but I am.
Title: The Spanis keyboard bows before my might Posted: March 12, 2008 (05:48 PM)
Observe, in fear if you will, as I type without fear of odd keystrokes!
Last days have been lazy as hell. Took on the 54 hole crazy golf course and finished it off in a morning. It was a good time killer, provided beer and I would play again. I'm somewhat annoyed that most of the stuff that I had planned to do this holiday doesnñt actually start until the day after I leave. This leaves the adrenaline junkie in my very sad. But the lazy guy in me pretty happy.
Thinking about hitting the sights, but the sights are so tourist happy, I may as well have stayed at home.
User: wolfqueen001 Title: Posted: March 12, 2008 (06:39 PM)
...you played through that in a single morning? How's that even possible?
...and what's with you and beer? >.> I'm guessing they didn't have any, though. I'm also guessing that that'd be the only reason you'd play again. That game's so dull I hardly blame you for it this time. x.x
Sucks you can't do anything you really wanted to do, though... but that's Murphy's Law for you, I suppose. It's also why you should've gone to the real Spain, not just some... place for tourists and old people. >.>
User: darketernal Title: Posted: March 13, 2008 (02:32 PM)
I am ashamed of you Emp. Like any normal person that goes to a vacation to an exotic place such as Ibiza, you have not said a thing of your drunken escapades, nor have you posted while piss drunk which is a proper thing to do.
It is bad enough that you spend said time at a computer, but you could at the very least entertain us with said events.
So get to drinking and telling attractive women(and not so attractive after a gallon or so) that you are a rich heir to something or other.
User: bluberry Title: Posted: March 13, 2008 (03:04 PM)
just use the classic, time-tested videogame reviewer line and you'll be pulling Spanish chicks like--
shit, I've got nothing. I need to learn more about their culture so I can make offensive jokes about it.
User: wolfqueen001 Title: Posted: March 13, 2008 (03:49 PM)
Don't encourage him, DE. -_-; It's really not healthy to be drinking that much, anyway. I don't care where you're from.
Personally, while it might be hilarious to see what EmP's like when he's drunk off his ass, I really, in the large scheme of things, don't want to see it. Besides, I think he has enough problems without having to worry about sclerosis of hte liver or alcohol poisoning, thanks.
A note to EmP: If I ever IM you when you're drunk, please tell me; I really probably won't want to talk to you if you are. >.>;
E: ... on second thought, if you're drunk all the time (I seriously hope not, though. -_-), then scratch that. Though I would hope that if you were totally flat-out completely wasted drunk, you wouldn't be on a computer at all. >.> And I can't imagine the hangover you'd get... that'd just sound awful.
User: EmP Title: Posted: March 13, 2008 (05:11 PM)
It'd probably be easier to gives times of when I'm sober than when I'm drunk. Free bar, kids. FREE BAR!
Fox into the henhouse.
User: WilltheGreat Title: Posted: March 13, 2008 (05:13 PM)
Seeing as you typed "Spanis" keyboard instead of (I presume) "Spanish" keyboard, I would conclude that it still has the better of you.
User: EmP Title: Posted: March 14, 2008 (07:48 AM)
That was a plot to make it feel better.
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