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One Sentence Reviews v2 - 32X Edition
September 19, 2015

::After Burner::

The best version of this game I have yet to play.

::Corpse Killer::

Why the hell did Digital Pictures release this awful game three bloody times?

::Cosmic Carnage::

Updated a generic female sprite from the original Japanese release so that she was, instead, constantly on fire for exactly no reason.

::Darxide::

The most expensive bad time you can have this side of buying a Nottingham Forest season ticket.

::Doom::

Definite OD fodder -- still miles better than the SNES port.

:: FIFA '96 ::

Stuck between the cart and CD version; the football game no one asked for or wanted.

::Kolibri::

Still (arguably) the best hummingbird based puzzle/shooter hybrid on the 32X.

::Primal Rage::

An entire arcade board version behind the SNES port

::San Goku Shi IV::

I have no idea what is going on!

::Slam City with Scottie Pippin::

Because, what basketball videogames have been crying out for is FMV.

:: Space Harrier::

An arcade perfect port of an arcade game that was first located on Noah's Ark isn't as big a boasting point as you might originally believe.

::Supreme Warrior::

OH GOD, I CAN FEEL MY LOVE OF THIS HOBBY DYING WHICH EACH SECOND I PLAY!

::T-MEK::

In a city filled with giant mechs where nothing of notice happens at all.

::Virtua Fighter::

Better than the Virtua Fighter CG Portrait Series on the Saturn!

::Zaxxon Motherbase::

Surprisingly nominated as best Zaxxon left standing despite not really being all that Zaxxon-y.

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Germ Germ - September 19, 2015 (10:42 PM)
If only Noah had brought along two Space Harriers so they could reproduce...

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