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Title: A Link to the Patties...
Posted: December 03, 2011 (02:08 AM)
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Recent Contributions

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Type: Review
Game: Trials Evolution (Xbox 360)
Posted: April 27, 2012 (05:22 AM)
The result may not feel like a revolutionary update, but itís exactly the right way to pull off a quality Trials sequel.
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Type: Review
Game: Beyblade: Metal Masters (DS)
Posted: December 02, 2011 (11:30 PM)
The combat itself is barebones. Much of it is based on typical fighting convention stuff: position, sequence and timing. Itís all very basic. Whatís important is to launch well and to use special attacks frequently. Each Beyblade has an associated power animal which factors into some combos and can be called upon for a seven-second cutscene in battle. Thereís no option to turn these off (or even an options menu at all) and theyíre never very good. They donít even show the animal attack; allies j...
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Type: Review
Game: Puzzle Agent 2 (Miscellaneous)
Posted: July 09, 2011 (03:36 PM)
Following the closure of his last case, Nelson Tethers is racked with guilt over the string of unsolved disappearances in the eerie, insular community of Scoggins, Minnesota. And so, after taking vacation from his job as an FBI Puzzle Detective, our protagonist fires up his snowmobile and treks back to tie up any loose ends.
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Type: Review
Game: L.A. Noire (Xbox 360)
Posted: June 25, 2011 (05:13 AM)
Itís all about the contrast. The best way to describe the appeal of film-noir, as I find it, is in the stark dichotomy between black and white Ė the dissimilarity of things. The most striking aspect of the films is in the way the lighting might reflect the softness of the female lead in juxtaposition to the rigid features of her male counterpart, the way the lines of their faces are more defined than the films that came before. On the verge of being overproduced, L.A. Noire takes strides in brin...
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Type: Review
Game: Super Meat Boy (Xbox 360)
Posted: April 02, 2011 (05:03 AM)
With its retro aesthetic and punishing difficulty, Super Meat Boy is the type of release that shakes things up and gets peopleís attention.

Type: Review
Game: The Sims 3 (Xbox 360)
Posted: February 07, 2011 (10:14 AM)
The Sims 3 is everything casual games strive to be. Whether youíre a fan of the wildly popular virtual life simulation series or not, thereís never been a better time to jump in than now. Thereís something for everyone here, all presented in the attractive signature style that made the series so popular in the first place. The Sims isnít a series that necessarily caters to any one type of gamer specifically. Instead, it makes a far more ambitious appeal to society as a whole, offering an unrival...
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Type: Review
Game: Medal of Honor (Xbox 360)
Posted: November 09, 2010 (07:45 PM)
With the first-person shooter market drowning under a relentless flood of like-minded brands trying to emulate the top dog, the entire genre is turning in on itself. There are the rare gems which come through in a big way and attain universal appeal. The Bad Company and Modern Warfare games, in particular, are refined console shooters which have totally spun the age-old argument that shooters are best experienced on the PC in the opposite direction. While the Medal of Honor series may have faded...
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Type: Review
Game: Sonic Adventure (Xbox 360)
Posted: October 23, 2010 (12:15 AM)
As a front-runner in Segaís Dreamcast launch lineup, itís only reasonable that Sonic Adventure would be the first Dreamcast game that Sega would port to Xbox Live Arcade. Serving as something of a tech demo for the fledgling console, the visuals stood above any game on competing consoles at the time. Thereís definitely a sense of nostalgia that comes with running frantically down a pier while a killer whale gives chase in the Emerald Coast, or playing a game of NiGHTS Into Dreams pinball in the ...

Type: Review
Game: Red Dead Redemption (Xbox 360)
Posted: July 16, 2010 (11:02 AM)
The decaying carcass of Red Dead Revolver casts a foul odor. Gutted of its linearity and naÔve handling of the American Old West, Rockstar San Diego have skinned the aforementioned less-than-stellar elements of the otherwise promising homage to the West, creating an exemplary sequel in the process. Not only have the developers redeemed themselves for the last outing and fledging also-ran titles which followed, but theyíve also set an impressive new standard for open worlds and sequels to try and...
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Type: Review
Game: The Legend of Vraz (Miscellaneous)
Posted: March 15, 2010 (05:32 PM)
In its present form, the game merely comes across as an unnecessary mess of well-intentioned ideas made only slightly more amusing by the vague cultural undertones from India.
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Type: Review
Game: Banjo-Kazooie (Xbox 360)
Posted: June 28, 2009 (06:16 AM)
Juxtaposed against the bright and cheerful hillside of Spiral Mountain is an expansive lair, violently contrasting a local which is otherwise brimming with joy. Plotted amongst the lower-lying fields of flowers and stretches of grass is the colorful home of our protagonist. Meet Banjo, a heroic bear who comes to find that his sister Tooty is being held captive by Gruntilda, an evil witch who plans to drain Tooty of her beauty in order to become the fairest of them all.

Type: Review
Game: Crazy Taxi 2 (Dreamcast)
Posted: May 22, 2009 (12:31 PM)
Crazy Taxi Company has picked up shop and relocated to New York City. However, other than heading for the east coast and replacing the four drivers from the original, Crazy Taxi 2 does little to differentiate itself.
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Type: Review
Game: Spyglass Board Games (Xbox 360)
Posted: March 27, 2009 (09:08 AM)
Recreating board games is tricky in that developers generally need to give their target audience incentive to purchase a digital copy of something they already have stuffed away in their closet somewhere. Spyglass Board Games includes all of four different types of board games straight away. Checkers, chess, reversi, and mancala are all displayed in the most primitive of forms. The subtle premise of the game is certainly nice enough, but do any of the board game variants hold water?
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Type: Review
Game: Yaris (Xbox 360)
Posted: March 27, 2009 (09:06 AM)
An aura of decadence tends to pervade anything thatís free. When people are given a game without paying anything Ė their incentive to play the title is gone. This can create reasonably low expectations, meaning that thereís likely not going to be any middle ground. Aegis Wing happened to be a humble success, proving to be one of the best Live Arcade titles. While AWís amateur developers seemed to have put their hearts into the game, genuinely catering to the hardcore gamer in all of us, itís unf...
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Type: Review
Game: 3 on 3 NHL Arcade (Xbox 360)
Posted: March 27, 2009 (09:03 AM)
3 on 3 NHL Arcade is a great idea. The latest EA hockey game, NHL 09, has shed some pounds over the winter with a diet that cuts out all of the realism and simulation that devoted fans have come to expect from the perennial franchise. Our overall roster weighs in at a slim 40 players and two teams. Thereís no room for stats, or much in the way of personality, here. Thatís not to say that 3 on 3 NHL Arcade forgets to include any new content.
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Type: Review
Game: Frogger (Xbox 360)
Posted: January 25, 2009 (03:47 PM)
Itís irking to see a series with plenty of untapped potential fail to claim whatís rightfully made possible through the immediate gratification of a platform such as the Xbox 360Ďs Live Arcade. Although perhaps we should be thankful that the developerís didnít over-exert themselves over another broken platformer nightmare, such as so many Xbox titles. Sticking to your guns sometimes is the most appropriate move you can make, although the achieved end result might not be spectacular. While I don...
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Type: Review
Game: WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Wii)
Posted: July 05, 2007 (04:38 AM)
Have you ever sat on your couch, Wii Remote in hand, wishing you could use it to scrub the dirty hind end of a cow? Probably not. But WarioWare: Smooth Moves allows you to do so. Even after playing the rather enjoyable GameCube incarnation of WarioWare, there seemed to be a lingering feeling that this series should have remained in GBA/DS form. Smooth Moves is bold in it's assertion that you'll enjoy the large number of extremely strange tasks it asks you to perform.
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Type: Review
Game: Metal Slug (Miscellaneous)
Posted: July 04, 2007 (04:51 AM)
In the 2020's, terrorism is a bitch. Within the army, a frothing rebel front amasses due to inaccuracies in the regular army's intelligence reports. Circa '96 this branch of the army is lead under the supervision of one General Morden, fighting off patriots with an ultimate aim to assassinate the President of the United States. Falling short on the attempted assassination, the rebel army turned their sights upon attacking the regular army soldiers in an intense civil war. The 1st and 2nd Lueite...
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Type: Review
Game: Dead or Alive 3 (Xbox)
Posted: June 30, 2007 (04:25 AM)
Dead or Alive 3 relies heavily on the structure of its predecessors. Somewhere along the line, Team Ninja made a compromise. In their assertion that fans of fighting games didn't need any more content than what was available to them in the last entry. There are only two fresh faces aside from Hayate's alter-ego, EIN. If you haven't tried the other DOA games, there is a singular cross-over from Team Ninja's only other gaming property, which is enough of a reason for any self respecting Ninja Gai...
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Type: Review
Game: Pokemon Pearl (DS)
Posted: June 19, 2007 (11:25 PM)
Since the beginning of mankind, anyone who has told a story, has furthered the idea of the Hero. In the 1940's, Joseph Campbell wrote a book called "The Hero with a Thousand Faces", in which Joseph claims every story has already been told and it is necessary to continue to retell these stories. He went on to detail the Hero's Journey and the Characters who accompany the hero. So we are telling the exact same story as our ancient ancestors. Campbell's book his inspired one of his best friends to ...
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