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Reader review by JoeTheDestroyer
April 23, 2011 1980. Where were you when Pac-Man Fever broke out? I was only a newborn then, too young to remember any of it. My parents and siblings recall days: the bodies piled in the streets, the quivering souls begging for quarters, the political outcry for a cure, the celebrity telethons... Then Atari developed a cure, mass produced it and shipped it to the public. They called this cure “Pac-Man on Atari 2600.” And did they ever laugh all the way to the bank. The cure was nothing more than a sugar pill that took the edge off the fever, but never broke it. It was a placebo rushed to the public to fill a void and make a quick dollar.It wasn't long before one of my brothers came down with the fever. My mother sometimes cries when she recalls the symptoms: the shakes, the want for close brushes with death, the hunger for anything shaped like a dot or pellet, the phobia of sheets with holes cut in them. My family gave in and banked on the new cure.
The instant that cheap-sounding whistle played on the old TV speakers, they all knew they'd been duped. The creature they saw on the screen barely resembled Pac-Man, but looked like his deformed and overweight half-brother. They guided Poc-Man about the screen and expected that lovable wobble-wobble noise, but were instead antagonized by an incessant quack-quack.
They charged around the maze and tempted fate several times, but it always ended the same. There are no close calls in this Pac-Man. If you brush by the ghosts, you get caught and lose a life. The collision radius for both Packy and the ghosts is wider. Near-death experiences result in a dead Packy lying in a pool of ectoplasm. Tempting fate, moving recklessly and taking chances were what Pac-Man was all about. Take that away and you rob the game its soul.
Without its soul, the cure was no good.
My brother's fever never broke. No matter how many times he played the one maze this game has to offer, he only felt slightly better. An unchecked Pac-Man Fever can lead to other contagious illnesses like Mario Migraine or Tetris Infection. These illnesses lingered until he could communicate them unto me. I have yet to find a cure for them.
Thankfully no one suffers from Pac-Man Fever these days because actual cures are available for just about every system. If you're going to go Pac-Man, there's no reason to give the Atari 2600 version a glance. Skip it and grab either the NES version from Virtual Console or the Xbox 360 version on XLBA. Go for a true experience and not a cheap imitation.
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