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Slave Pageant (PC) review


"One fateful night, I was working at my usual place of business when a disheveled gentleman hobbled into the spaghetti warehouse. This man was draped in a conspicuous trench coat, as if hiding something on his person. He was sweating bullets from his messy hairdo as if he had been engaged in strenuous activity and exercise for many nights. He hobbled over to me, hands clenching my shoulders as he shook my body and yelled, “You must take this from me!” He then handed me a black jewel case barren e..."

One fateful night, I was working at my usual place of business when a disheveled gentleman hobbled into the spaghetti warehouse. This man was draped in a conspicuous trench coat, as if hiding something on his person. He was sweating bullets from his messy hairdo as if he had been engaged in strenuous activity and exercise for many nights. He hobbled over to me, hands clenching my shoulders as he shook my body and yelled, “You must take this from me!” He then handed me a black jewel case barren except for a scant one piece of duct tape with the words “Slave Pageant” crudely written out in magic marker. As the man bolted from the restaurant, I pocketed the object in hopes it would be cool mix of slavery and fashion shows.

Oh, but I was dead wrong. DEAD WRONG!

In Slave Pageant, there is a school were young women go to become sex slaves. You play as a student that gets to rape all of them. The school I went to was nothing like this! The game is just outright disgusting. You have to watch a lot of pictures of women getting raped with semen and vaginal blood flying everywhere. Clearly something is not right in Japan, the country of this game’s origin, if they think this is how people make love.

As for the gameplay . . . well what gameplay? You click your mouse a bunch of times to follow the laughably piss poor story until you’re met with sequences of rape. They’re accompanied by high-pitched Japanese voice actresses that seemingly chirp their moans of delight.

Later research found that this is what’s called a rape-harem or hentai game, and is a pretty generic one. If you actually like this shit, you’re a pretty fucked up individual. If you want a good point-and-click type game, go check out Lucasarts great adventure games like Monkey Island or Sam and Max. No hardcore anal rape there! Just fun! That’s the last time I accept mysterious PC games from dodgy men.



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Community review by Hermione (August 05, 2007)

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zippdementia posted May 27, 2009:

I can't help but feel you've sort've missed the point on this one. Of course, you're long gone, so this will probably turn into another discussion about Rapelay instead.
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Felix_Arabia posted May 27, 2009:

You wrote this, didn't you?

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