Silver Surfer (NES) review "The first thing you’ll notice about Silver Surfer is how awesome the music is. Most of my experience with this game has been on the pause screen in the first level listening to the soundtrack. This game embraces the NES’ limited sound capabilities; it’s like a techno chiptune remix before techno chiptune remixes existed. The drum samples are the most authentic you’ll hear on the NES. The melodies are catchy as all hell. These tunes are among the best on the system. Seriously. Obtain a copy of th..."

The first thing you’ll notice about Silver Surfer is how awesome the music is. Most of my experience with this game has been on the pause screen in the first level listening to the soundtrack. This game embraces the NES’ limited sound capabilities; it’s like a techno chiptune remix before techno chiptune remixes existed. The drum samples are the most authentic you’ll hear on the NES. The melodies are catchy as all hell. These tunes are among the best on the system. Seriously. Obtain a copy of the game, load up the first level, and leave the game paused in the background as you go about your business. I have now made your life a little bit better.

The second thing you’ll notice about Silver Surfer is that it’s a scrolling shooter. Some levels are vertical, others horizontal. Assuming you actually play the game beyond listening to the music, you should also notice how frigging hard it is. You won’t last more than ten seconds after the gameplay starts. Either an enemy will hit you, or you’ll crash into an object.

It cannot be stressed enough that you can’t touch anything in this game. Touch a wall, dead. Touch a bridge, dead. Touch a pole, dead. Most shmups are generous with collision detection, having the player’s hitbox reduced to a few pixels in the center of your ship. Not in this game. If any part of the Surfer’s body—or his board—touches anything that isn’t a powerup or part of the background, he’s dead. You’re brought to a screen of him facepalming you, and then it’s back to the beginning of the section of the level you’re on (each level’s divided into three.) The only way to tell the background from an obstacle is to shoot it; if your bullet goes through, it’s background. If not, stay the hell away. But because you’re constantly having to fend off enemies, the game is too hectic to be constantly checking whether or not you can touch that rock or those trees. Gameplay quickly dissolves to trial-and-error in Silver Surfer.

You’ll beat this game if you chip away at it long enough; it’s merely a matter of memorization. Furthermore, this game becomes a whole lot easier when you get some powerups. Like in Gradius, you can get an option ball that doubles your firepower. You can also get a fireball-shooting ability that doubles the strength of each individual bullet. If you can survive long enough to get both of these upgrades, the game becomes almost too easy. Your weapon, which was so ineffective before, now wipes out enemies like salt on a slug, and because of your wider range of fire, it’s much simpler to see which parts of the level you can and can’t touch. The game is still pretty obnoxious to play, tough, since you can’t hold down the fire button to autofire. Having a turbo controller or an emulator with turbo support is a must for this game.

Silver Surfer just isn’t a fun game. The gameplay is as bare-bones as it gets; there aren’t any interesting level designs, or any interesting bosses, or any weapons besides your regular gun and a screen-clearing bomb. Even the ending is crap. All Silver Surfer has is its music. And since the sound effects drown out the soundtrack most of the time, the game is best played on the pause screen in the first level. In the background. With you doing something else. Please, listen to the music; it deserves a lot more praise. Just don’t bother with the game.

Community review by phediuk (August 01, 2007) A bio for this contributor is currently unavailable, but check back soon to see if that changes. If you are the author of this review, you can update your bio from the Settings page.